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(this one is from http://www.pamelahabing.com/astrology/index.html) Dominant Keyword: I USE. Lucky Day: Saturday Lucky Numbers: 2 and 8 Birthstone: Garnet Color(s): Dark Green and Brown Metal: Lead
Your most likeable trait: STEADINESS
Capricorns are ambitious, and the lives of those born under this sign are marked by a purposeful pursuit of their destiny. Your motivating force is desire for success, money, status, position, authority, and (though you may not realize it) for love.
In the sign of Capricorn the practicality of earth combines with the initiative of cardinality to create a personality geared toward leadership and power. Your ruler Saturn is the planet of limitations, which includes the limitation of time. (To the ancients, Saturn was the symbol for Father Time.) You have a heightened sense of the value of time, which helps to make you a superb organizer and planner. In the sign of Capricorn the quality of patience reaches new heights. One of the hallmarks of your sign is that you learn to wait for things you want.
An aura of melancholy and sternness often surrounds you. Saturn has been called the Celestial Taskmaster for it symbolizes responsibility, discipline, and restriction. You, as a child of Saturn, are practical and above all determined. As long as there is a top to get to from the bottom, you will persevere in your upward striving.
You think of yourself as a real person in a real world which allows little time for idle pleasure-seeking. You have a sense of purpose and a great faith in your own ability. Essentially, you feel you can depend only on yourself. This remoteness of spirit is often misunderstood by others; it has been described as cold passion. But you are not cold as much as self-sufficient. Beneath your reserve there is a sensitive and sympathetic person, and anyone who needs a strong shoulder to lean on needn't look further than Capricorn.
Certainly you do not deserve your reputation for being sober and gloomy. One of your more striking characteristics is a sense of humor. Your wit may be dry, incisive, but it is extremely funny and has a way of erupting when others least expect it.
As is your nature with everything else in life, you are cautious and conservative with money. Chances are you will amass wealth during your lifetime (usually in the later years), for you know how to make sound investments. In business your success is due to painstaking preparation. The journey of ten thousand miles may begin with a single step, but you know you can't get anywhere unless you first know where you're going. You may not size up a situation as quickly as some, but that can be an advantage, for it means you won't heedlessly plunge in. Instead, you will research, examine what others have done before, and gather all relevant data. Only then with a thorough understanding of the details, will you begin to move. And then you won't be stopped until you reach your goal.
Your basic concern is for security. That goal comes first and you are usually materialistic. You can be spiteful toward those who stand in the way. You have a great sense of pride and will not forgive anyone who belittles or slights you. By the same token you will repay favors done for you. Scorpios also go out of their way to repay a kindness, but in their case it is done out of a sense of gratitude and fidelity. With you the motivation is pride, which does not allow you to live comfortable under an obligation.
More than any other sign of the zodiac, Capricorns marry for money and prestige. In most relationships you must dominate, because when you are in control you do not feel vulnerable to another person's power. Ins mall ways you are continually testing the loyalty of those close to you. You are the loner of the zodiac, but have a great need to be loved and appreciated. Unfortunately, you won't let this need be known—in fact, you are a past master at concealing it.
Underneath the mask, you wear still other masks, and it can take a long time to discover the real you. To others you may appear aloof, indifferent, hard to reach because you are so self-contained. But the very elusiveness of your Capricorn personality can be hypnotically attractive.
Anyone who cares enough to penetrate your shell of reserve will be greatly rewarded. Your affections and loyalty run deep, and you cherish and protect those you love. And you stick around when the going is toughest.
Capricorn: The Amorous Nature
CAPRICORN WOMAN Though she may not show it, this woman cares a great deal about love. Some women are content to leave love to fate, but Capricorn woman takes a hand in determining her own fate. She is discriminating in her choice of men, the least likely of all the zodiacal signs to fall in love at first sight. She has no time to waste in silly flirtation; love is a serious matter to her. If a man doesn't measure up, she wants him out of her way. If a man does interest her, she will observe him from an emotional distance before moving closer. She takes the time to get to know him and considers carefully the consequences of her involvement. Like all earth signs (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn), she has a deep-rooted sensuality that flowers only when she feels safe and secure. (REALLY TRUE LEH!)
To Capricorn woman, happiness in love is crucial. She wants someone who will cherish and understand her, who will not rob her of her self-sufficiency or ask her to relinquish control of her life and goals. But she is a realist and knows how hard he is to find. (IS VERY VERY TRUE)
She will not put her neck into any man's yoke. A Capricorn woman may appear shy or submissive, but she is like a rubber ball: You can push a dent into it, but the ball always springs back to its original shape. She is self-disciplined; she has a clear mind, a commonsense approach. She is a most womanly woman, a lady with "class." Typical examples of Capricorn females are Marlene Dietrich, Maggie Smith, Ava Gardner, Faye Dunaway, Mary Tyler Moore—all intensively feminine, yet with a reserve of inner strength. (BUT I AGGRESSIVE!) If you have your mind set on winning a Capricorn beauty, you'd better prepare for a long siege, she is not easy to win. She expects to be pursued, wooed, put into the mood. No Don Juan can leap into her bed and leap out again. If a man lets the issue of sex become a contest of wills, he is a good bet to lose. In a head-to-head contest this woman could wear down a glacier. (HAHA. TRUE!)
She sometimes becomes involved with men who are younger than she is. One reason is that she wants to dominate in the male-female relationship. On a date, she will often try to dictate the terms. She'll pick the restaurant, the kind of entertainment, and arrange for tickets. If you begin living together, she will handle the division of household chores. (ERR... I LIKE THAT GUY REALLY YOUNGER THAN ME LEH -.-)
Capricorn women are not particularly lucky in love. Perhaps they demand too much, perhaps they're too involved with a career to inspire the kind of love and devotion they want, or perhaps the men they choose tend to be too inexperienced or naive. Whatever the reason, it's too bad because Capricorn women, in addition to their sexuality, have many practical virtues. They are loyal, dependable, excellent at handling money, canny about people. They are very helpful to a mate and will stand by him when the going is toughest. All a Capricorn woman asks in return is to share in the spoils when the battle is won. (NOT LUCKY PART CORRECT, A SHARE PART I DON'T GET WHAT IT MEANS)
Her passions run deep, and so does her impact. Long after transitory affairs have run their courses, this smoldering siren will hold her place in a man's affections. Cherish her, honor her, love her, respect her. She'll pay you back in the richest coin of the realm—the kind of loving relationship that lasts. (YA... CORRECT!)
CAPRICORN MAN Women are intrigued by his frank, earthy approach. To him, physical desire is a necessary part of love. He doesn't see how one can exist without the other.
However, love relationships are not easy for him emotionally. There is always a certain loner quality about him. He has difficulty placing his trust in another human being. To some extent he cuts himself off from spontaneous feeling. In his career Capricorn man has complete responsibility for decisions, and in relationships he finds it hard to share responsibility.
Like his female counterpart, he has a very cool exterior. He appears totally self-assured, but he needs a woman to show how much she likes and admires him. Because he is private, even secretive, he doesn't always let this need be known—but it is there. Give his ego the encouragement it needs and he will tie himself to your strings for as long as you want him. He is a faithful lover who doesn't feel or even understand the ned to stray.
Contrary to popular opinion, there is a romantic streak to the Capricorn man. But his sense of discipline—or more specifically, his need to make the very best choice for the future, not just for the present—is stronger. He will sacrifice romance and look for a woman who will be useful to his ambitions. Generally, Capricorn men marry either very early in life or in their later years. The ones who marry later are usually happier. By the time a Capricorn man is successful he has become more relaxed, less wary of love; it is no longer a burden to his climb up the ladder.
Few women have reason to complain about a Capricorn lover. His charged passions are never far from the ignition point. He may not be the most imaginative or poetic partner, but he is lusty and skillful. His interest in the physical side of love never wanes. The older Capricorn male gets, the more attractive he becomes—and the more potent. When other men are resigned to their rocking chairs, Capricorn will still be inviting you into his bedroom.
He prefers a comfortable setting. Others may like to make love on a bare floor or standing in a closet. Capricorn likes a nice, spacious bed, dim lights, soft music, and, if possible, a chilled bottle of champagne close at hand.
There is a sensual poetic side to Capricorn, although it make take a while to reveal itself. This man will probably not send you flowers or love letters, but on your twenty-fifth wedding anniversary he may charter a plane to whisk the two of you to Paris so you can spend the evening dancing on the floodlit banks of the Seine.
HOW TO ATTRACT CAPRICORN If Capricorns appear aloof at first, it's because they are calculating the risks of a new friendship.
They are quite willing to be your audience, so don't be afraid to take the initiative in conversation. A sure way to capture Capricorn's interest is to be amusing, for they are basically melancholy types who need an emotional lift.
They often try to mask their feelings because they are afraid of exposing too much of themselves. Never mind that their fears are unfounded; this is how they feel. Even at their most open, Capricorns will be pretty hard to fathom.
Capricorns are interested in art, music, and theater and are drawn to people who are intellectually stimulating. They prefer to talk of serious subjects. When they decide to state an opinion, listen as if you were hearing the Gettysburg Address for the first time. And don't come up with radical or far-out opinions. They sun unconventionality.
You can't go wrong getting a Capricorn something practical as a gift. Be sure it is of the best quality, not something gaudy or showy. Persons born under this sign appreciate luxury, but are far too aware of the value of a dollar to respect anyone who splurges merely to make an impression. Books are always a good item, especially biographies, self-help books, and books dealing with investments.
Tip: Always be on time. Time is money—and you know how Capricorns feel about that.
CAPRICORN'S AMOROUS COMBINATIONS CAPRICORN AND ARIES They'll get along as lovers, but even in bed there'll be arguments about money, friends, socializing, and who's boss. A major difference is that Capricorn won't make a move unless sure of winning, whereas Aries is completely headstrong and impulsive. Arguments never fade away, for both are strong-willed, aggressive, and need to dominate. Jealousy also raises its head as Aries's lively passions stray toward more fun-loving company. Temperamentally and emotionally, this mating is better suited to an arena than to hearth and home.
CAPRICORN AND TAURUS Taurus admires Capricorn's strength of purpose, and Capricorn is delighted with Taurus's affectionate stability. Taurus can get through to aloof, cautious Capricorn and give the encouragement and responsiveness needed. Both have earthy, passionate natures, and sensual Taurus can tap the deep well of romanticism that lies under Capricorn's reserve. Capricorn is loyal and Taurus is devoted, so jealousy is not a problem between these two. In addition, both value money, security, and are home-lovers. One union—strong and indivisible.
CAPRICORN AND GEMINI Capricorn will have a hard time holding the reigns on excitable, flirtatious, wayward Gemini. All of Capricorn's patience is needed to deal with a partner it considers to be capricious, extravagant, and scatterbrained. Capricorn prizes order and control, and approaches life in a practical, determined manner. Gemini is disorganized, high strung, and erratic. Also Gemini's verbal quickness has a way of making Capricorn secretly feel inadequate. Neither is particularly sentimental, so whatever flamelets ignite at the beginning will quickly cool.
CAPRICORN AND CANCER These two are sexually attracted to each other, but need all the harmony they find in the bedroom to offset the discordance they create everywhere else. Sensitive Cancer will resent Capricorn's domineering manner. Capricorn isn't willing to put up with Cancer's endless emotional demands. Cancer's need for warmth will be frustrated by Capricorn's aloof coolness. Both fear rejection, but Cancer's tendency is to withdraw and Capricorn's is to become tyrannical. These two are zodiac opposites with all that implies.
CAPRICORN AND LEO Ordered, organized Capricorn neither understands nor approves of Leo's exuberant impulsiveness. Capricorn cannot stand Leo's habit of leaping first and looking afterward. Extroverted Leo will be impatient with Capricorn's secretive tendencies. Capricorn is too reserved to give Leo the adoration it needs, and proud Leo will not give in to Capricorn's domineering ways. Spendthrift Leo adores luxury while Capricorn puts financial security above all. Also, they both want to rule in the bedroom. This unpromising couple will find their way to a quick ending.
CAPRICORN AND VIRGO Virgo's neat orderly mind meshes well with Capricorn's self-discipline and capacity for hard work. Both take pride in their home, enjoy having a few close friends rather than many acquaintances, and admire each other's intellectual abilities. There's no reason this duo shouldn't click—except in the bedroom where Virgo's reticence needs a stronger push than reserved Capricorn likes to give. Neither finds it easy to be spontaneously affectionate. However, this is the only minus entry on a balance sheet full of plusses.
CAPRICORN AND LIBRA Capricorn is intrigued by magnetic Libra, and Libra is charmed by Capricorn's slowly revealed passions. But over the long term Libra needs more excitement, romance, and beauty than Capricorn can provide. Capricorn is not oriented toward social and artistic pursuits, which are Libra's favorite activities. Capricorn prizes discipline and responsibility, and finds Libra altogether too frivolous, vain, and self-centered. Libra turns restive and starts to look elsewhere. Throw in some Capricorn jealousy to keep the cauldron bubbling. A recipe for disaster.
CAPRICORN AND SCORPIO Scorpio's powerful sensuality kindles Capricorn's slumbering passions. Scorpio is the more imaginative lover, but Capricorn's stamina is a delightful match. Scorpio's possessiveness spells security to Capricorn These two work well as team—Capricorn is highly organized and Scorpio has native shrewdness. Both prize discipline and accomplishment. Each is strong willed and sometimes Scorpio's renowned temper comes up against Capricorn's stubbornness. Their battles will be royal, but so will their makings-up.
CAPRICORN AND SAGITTARIUS Capricorn is cheered by optimistic Sagittarius, and Sagittarius is intrigued by Capricorn's depth and self-containment. All too soon, though, Capricorn becomes annoyed by Sagittarius's fickle attitude and total need for freedom without strings. Capricorn senses that it cannot count on Sagittarius's loyalty through thick and thin, and is frustrated by Sagittarius's nonchalance in love. Also, Sagittarius is impetuous and has free-and-easy spending habits while Capricorn is serious-minded and a stay-at home. the ties that bind are soon cut.
CAPRICORN AND CAPRICORN Capricorns approve of people like themselves, so with these two there's no lack of mutual respect and regard. Both are cautious, reserved personalities who work hard and love to save money. But even compatibility can sometimes be dull. They're well matched sexually, but in other areas they encourage each other's tendencies to be gloomy and pessimistic. Neither one can relax or let down its hair. As partners they're okay, but not too much fun. Love travels an almost imperceptibly downhill road.
CAPRICORN AND AQUARIUS Capricorn finds Aquarius too unpredictable, and Aquarius's impersonal attitude makes Capricorn uneasy. Capricorn's conventional approach quickly irritates adventurous Aquarius. Aquarius believes in self-expression; Capricorn believes in self-discipline. Aquarius is somewhat of a rover, while Capricorn prefers home and hearth. Freedom-loving Aquarius won't stay bound for long to earnest, staid Capricorn. However, they should like each other and love can turn into friendship.
CAPRICORN AND PISCES Capricorn provides a ballast for Pisces's drifting dreaminess and supplies the stability that Pisces needs and admires. And there's nothing Capricorn likes better than being admired. Capricorn is the boudoir captain, but Pisces is the willing crew. Pisces's taste for the bizarre may even influence Capricorn's conventional passions. Pisces's generous affections and Capricorn's strong sense of loyalty combines to make each feel safe and protected. These very different people meet each other's needs.
Capricorn: Famous People Muahammad Ali Steve Allen Isaac Asimov Humphrey Bogart Victor Borge Al Capone Marlene Dietrich Faye Dunaway Benjamin Franklin Ava Gardner Cary Grant J. Edgar Hoover Char Hurd Joan of Arc Martin Luther King, Jr. Rudyard Kipling Jack London Mary Tyler Moore Richard M. Nixon Edgar Allan Poe Elvis Presley J.D. Salinger J.R.R. Tolkien Loretta Young
friends
Thursday, November 29, 2007 8:00 PM
FRiENDS.... THEY CLAiM THEY WiLL BE THERE WHEN YOU NEED THEM. WHERE ARE ALL MY "FRiENDS" RiGHT NOW? GONE WiTH THE WiND?!
Yes, zoey is still with me... MOST of my best friends are still with me. Those who ran away.... You won't see their names in my best friend list AGAIN. And my EX-best friend won't even help me. ALL BECAUSE OF A BOY! I'M LOSING ALMOST EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW! YOUHUI, VERY HAPPY RIGHT? All i did was ask her something... She finally showed her true colors today. Thanks to Judy for reminding me the sentence "A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed". Now i need youhui de help yet she turn her back away from me. I'm so lucky i still have friends like Zoey, Yee Ying, Yu Hui, HuiPing, Mei Yue, Judy, Raymond etc etc by my side. Thanks buddies! Those friends that never leave me alone in the dark lonely world... My true friends... Tho i juzt met MeiYue, i can pour my feelings to her.
i used to love this song;
till now i still love this show;
hi guys
5:27 AM
hi guys... I'm back! Shall oni blog bout the photos when teacher giv us. then got grp photos... ok... i REALLY forgot what i did so... When teacher giv us photos then i will rmb... LoL. I actually wanna blog about two things but the boys corcerning the two things will kill me... heh.
One thing i cannot stand. Peeps not knowing what is CHRISTmas. I am sorry but I really cannot stand for this. Most of us do not understand the true meaning of Christmas. It is not snow for Pete's sake. A festival about snow? It is most definitely not giving and receiving, although that would be meaningful. It is not buying things or lights or believing in fat people with horrible red clothing squeezing through chimneys, because we don't have chimneys and taking presents only makes us greedy.
CHRISTmas is to celebrate the coming of Jesus Christ. It couldn't have been about snow since 25th December is coincidentally winter and is just to celebrate his birthday. Meaning nobody really knows Jesus' birthday date but we celebrate it on Christmas. We are celebrating that there is finally someone who can save us from our own sin.
And Santa Claus is actually a fancied up version of Saint Nicholas, a kind man who gives out money and presents to poverty stricken children in his hometown during Christmas Eve. Whoever made it about Santa Claus? If you did something so noble like Saint Nicholas and then years later people say you are fat, childless and squeeze through chimneys secretly would you like it?
Okay. after much thinking, Im not going to care anymore. This is my blog, i can do anything i want here , to this blog. Brenda, i very act in love right? quick! Blog about it! =.= You people can don't read this, i juz want to pour my feelings out. Well, if you people feeling wuliao coz u all nth to do, no place to touch here touch there, you can read this. If not, maybe u shld juz sit back and enjoy the song in my blog. :) But I won't say out the name of the boy. Im not that pathetic.
I don't know what you think. I don't know if I'm your friend. But i wish that you will trust me. Okay, maybe you think im not worthy of trust. Whatever you think, boy. Juz know that whatever they say, I'll still love you. I duno if it is vice-versa, but my feelings for you will stay the same. I duno if ur sms is 话中有话 or what. Maybe Im not good enough for you and i'll never be. I live my life with no regrets and I don't regret anything now. I can't read you like a book. I duno how u feel. Maybe i will one day, but... I really hope you will trust me enough to tell me who you like. If you can't, i won't mind. Take care. Don't worry, be happy. Hope we are still friends...
My life's a storybook with pages ripped out, a jigsaw puzzle with a piece missing, and a heartache that wasn't mended.
byee
Wednesday, November 21, 2007 11:52 PM
actually want blog about teachers but in the end haven't publish then i change my mind liao -.-'l earse everything liao. Tomorrow night i go australia liao.. Another exhange programme. Aiyo. Sian. Haix... I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO I DUN WAN GO
I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree. I juz want you. Make my wish come true. All I want for Christmas is you. YOU.
hmmm
Monday, November 19, 2007 10:38 PM
Now downloading Audition... WAHLAO. my comp keep cannot... pray that can... pray femme... LOL... Anyway... Finish doing my newest video. BUT! Speaker spoil then cannot make all those transition properly... (duno what's wif me today, cannot spell things properly) These few days... many come irritate me. so damn irritating okayy... There i am trying to do my own things QUIETLY then they come ask "what's with you today?!" I tell you! IT IS IRRITATING. NOTHING IS WRONG WITH ME TODAY. I AM JUST BUSY DOING MY OWN THINGS! GOT PROBLEM?! anyway, I'm using my handphone to listen to songs my mom used to love... Bringing back many memories... Esp. li bei by ah du... Ok. i go do my blogskin. Now my blog de blogskin i wan christian de! 3rd Nov 2oo7. The day we met. Or shld i say the day i met you.
sian
Sunday, November 18, 2007 11:31 PM
after my mmv done liao... aiya... show u all some :D
My 1st video. that time still duno how to do timing =.=
My 2nd video. Endless road (blog theme song) but my blog theme song changing soon. The end of video the part when there's a girl smiling (or laughing) with wings is the girl die liao then finally can forget the boy, that's why she happy.
Sha Shou... The last picture is a diary. the girl (killer) de diary. She pasted photographs of the sad moments in her diary...
Like the description of the video say; this video was made due to God's will. This video is one of the one that i spent most of the time making the photos.
the "no one ever wants to dance" should be "no girl ever wants to dance". I forgot to edit. ok. bye... wun be blogging for long...
Pathetic are those who tell the whole world who he/she likes...
long time no blog
4:39 AM
i dun feel like blogging anymor. Shall oni blog when ther's smth intresting
ENCOUNTER
Encounter super worth the $45 sia! Learned so much things leh! Then 'the crossing' video i rmb one line "dun forget my Friend's love for you" Nice video... =D
Anyway, Jie Jie Joanna gave me a card...
Ok. Go search the username ; regiinepek ; in youtube then rate my video!
love fate destiny
Friday, November 16, 2007 5:17 AM
How Women Think
FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
NOTHING This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
SOFT SIGH Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."
GO AHEAD At some point in the near future! re, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"
THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.
THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"
Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh! ___________________________
Women Are Difficult
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If you don't, you are not understanding
If you visit her often, she thinks you are boring If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you don't, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it's bad If you don't, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time" If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen If you listen, she wants you to talk
In short:
So simple, yet so complex So weak, yet so powerful So confusing, yet so desirable So damning, yet so wonderful... ....WOMEN! _________________________
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean)
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance.”)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
6. I've got a boyfriend. (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.)
5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)
1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's the male perspective thing.)
In response...The male perspective on the same issue...
Top 10 rejection lines given by Men (and what they actually mean...)
10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)
6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)
5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)
2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)
1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.) ________________________
Men vs Women
Women
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
We need = I want
It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want. = You'll pay for this later!
We need to talk. = I need to complain.
Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?
This kitchen is so inconvenient. = I want a new house.
I want new curtains. = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...
Hang the picture there. = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise. = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = {Too late, you're dead}
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep?
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
Men
I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.
I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.
I'm tired. = I'm tired.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex w/you.
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex w/you.
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex w/you.
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex w/you.
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I want to fondle you.
What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.
What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?
I love you. = Let's have sex now.
I love you, too. = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = I liked it better before.
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = $50.00 and it doesn't look that much different!
Let's talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person so that you'd like to have sex with me.
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
(while shopping) I like that one better. = Pick any freaking dress and let's go home _________________________________ Things Girls Should Know About Guys
2. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
3. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
4. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
5. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again!
6. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
7. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
8. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
9. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
10. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
11. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
12. Shopping is not a sport.
13. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
14. You have enough clothes.
15. You have too many shoes.
16. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
17. Your brother is an idiot, you ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad probably is too.
18. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
19. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
20. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
21. Most guys own two or three pairs of shoes -- What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
22. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
23. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
24. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
25. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
26. Check you oil.
27. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
28. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
29. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together.
30. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
31. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
32. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
33. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done -- not both.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
37. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.
39. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazine.
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
AND FINALLY, THE NUMBER ONE RULE: 1. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
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To be continued...
Boy, it is time for me to let go. when you rmb me, rmb that u were the one who force me to let u go.
Thursday, November 15, 2007 5:33 AM
I lived my life in fear, deadly fear, all because of a boy! Who is he? The cutest boy i've ever seen. Did i say cute? Drop dead cute! I mean, he look really cute. No, i mean, seriously cute. No, maga cute! He was even more handsome than any boys in my school. Even Aloyius & Mattheus! He is charming, his hair styled up. He seem to have a gentle and patience nature. And when he smile at me, i feel sweet inside. And ever since i've met him, I've been thinking of him. The question is, how do i meet him? HOW DO I MEET HIM?
HOW???
in sch
4:59 AM
haix... mdm peng leaving sch next year. one year child care leave. haiyo... Today last day of school. Tmr is Edgefield de prize giving day. :) Anyway, i tink very fast will P6 then PSLE le. will miss 5P/6P der~~~ Cheyl & Hui Xin wear the choir clothes so pretty... "CHERYL, you look pretty today" Hees... btw, i found 2email address that may belong to him. i duno which one is him =.=
Me & yuhui got chosen as usher on friday for prize giving. muz reach school by 7.30am. muz wake up early...but nvm. ms lai say after ushering can enjoy the show or go home after that. haix... but YH mum dun let her go =.= Then me, Judy & Brenda go lor.(from our class) Duh-h. YH say correct. i shld have told ms lai that i dun wan the job anymore. ._. Then today morning went wif Joann & Deb go find classes from P4-P6 giv them the star pupil award thing. then hor, when we 1st started, we made a big fool of ourselves sia... Anyway, we had lots of fun... then we went to 6H Deb go greet a student. -.-''' So funi lor. The noisest class is 6G & 6F. Then when we go 5J the class like very noisy also (but not as noisy luh) then they play uno like they 1st time play liddat. =.= 5G damn quiet siah. then 5L i saw patrick take eat in class =.= Duh-h... P4 classes all like teacher very late late then come de.
Anyways, Mdm Peng gave us a card each. want know what is written on mine? No... I won't tell... private... =D Then after that i went and hig mdm peng. feel like cryin but then no tears come out.
what's wrong?
Saturday, November 10, 2007 10:11 PM
he's so-almost-perfect. he's famous in my church! I feel that i shldn like him. im juz not good enough. Every one knows he's name. But me? I'm not even famous in my own group. Duh-h. everyone teases him. and he's not angry. And he does funny things. But me? juz any normal girl.
I duno how to please you people. When i write about my feelings, u guys critisize me. When i dun, u guys say that im a fake. im a blogger! nota superwoman or supergirl! How can i please everyone at once? Huh, brenda, this is act in love right? Don't like my blog, don't like me, don't like my blog content then don't read luh! no one ask you to read! Duh-h. What is the world is wrong with you people?! anyway, did some surveys...
151,202 People People who died on January 02, 1996 (the exact day I was born) Karl Targownik, Hungarian psychiatrist
Unusual Deaths in 1996 Sharon lopatka, an internet entrepreneur from maryland who allegedly solicited a man via the internet to torture and kill her for the purpose of sexual gratification. her killer, robert fredrick glass, was convicted of voluntary manslaughter for the homicide. One person was killed by a tiger (named shiva) in alipore zoological gardens in kolkata (calcutta), india when he entered the enclosure of the tiger and tried to put a marigold garland around the tiger's neck.
Natural disasters in 1996 North American blizzard of 1996 Saguenay Flood Willamette Valley Flood of 1996
People who died on January 02 (various years) 2007 - Garry Betty, American CEO of Earthlink 2007 - Elizabeth Fox-Genovese, American historian 2007 - Sergio Jiménez, Mexican actor 2007 - Mauno Jokipii, Finnish professor and World War II researcher 2007 - Don Massengale, American PGA Tour golf player 2007 - Richard Newton, Australian-born technology pioneer and professor 2007 - Paek Nam-sun, North Korean Foreign Affairs minister 2007 - David Perkins, Stanford University geneticist 2007 - Dan Shaver, NASCAR driver and ARCA race car driver/owner 2007 - Robert C. Solomon, American scholar of continental philosophy 2007 - Teddy Kollek, Austrian-born mayor of Jerusalem 2005 - Edo Murtić, Croatian painter 2005 - Maclyn McCarty, American geneticist 2005 - Ronald 'Bo' Ginn, American politician 2005 - Frank Kelly Freas, American artist 2005 - Cyril Fletcher, British comedian 2004 - Jess Collins, American artist 2004 - Lynn Cartwright, American actress 2002 - Armi Aavikko, Finnish singer 2001 - Teri Diver, American actress 2000 - Elmo R. Zumwalt, Jr., U.S. admiral 2000 - Patrick O'Brian, British novelist 2000 - Nat Adderley, American musician and composer 1997 - Randy California, American guitarist & songwriter (Spirit) 1995 - Nancy Kelly, American actress 1995 - Siad Barre, President of Somalia 1990 - Alan Hale Jr., American actor 1986 - Dick James, English music publisher (Northern Songs) 1986 - Bill Veeck, baseball executive 1986 - Una Merkel, American actress 1977 - Errol Garner, American musician 1974 - Tex Ritter, American actor 1963 - Jack Carson, American actor 1963 - Dick Powell, American actor 1960 - Paul Sauvé, Canadian politician 1960 - Fausto Coppi, Italian cyclist 1946 - Joe Darling, Australian cricketer 1939 - Roman Dmowski, Polish politician 1924 - Sabine Baring-Gould, English composer and novelist 1917 - Edward Burnett Tylor, English anthropologist 1913 - Léon Teisserenc de Bort, French meteorologist 1904 - James Longstreet, American Confederate general 1893 - John Obadiah Westwood, British entomologist 1892 - George Airy, British Astronomer Royal 1833 - Seraphim of Sarov, Russian Orthodox saint 1726 - Domenico Zipoli, Italian composer 1694 - Henry Booth, 1st Earl of Warrington, English politician 1685 - Harbottle Grimston, English politician 1557 - Pontormo, Italian painter 1512 - Svante, Regent of Sweden
SHIOK! Today go ice-skating. brownies outing! HAHA. Go eat lunch at mac. LOL. i juz ate ice cream and french fries then go rent the shoes then get into the ice-rink (in jurong east. that place brings back many memories. bitter & sweet) Then at first we like damn scared after that we ok ok le. Then got once i duno do what to Daphne then she fall. =D then Daphne keep saying i very fast. Ms Liew say i scream very loud. =.= They say they scared of my scream. Later Brenda want take ppl fall down de photo then she wan aim at me. I ask her go find Daphne. haha. sabo her. =D Then we went skating. And not to forget, laming :D (i keep forgeting what i want to type, so shall skip to the next point Then Yi Lin keep taking photos of others. We say she pervert, anyhow take photos. LAME :] Then Daphne ask Brenda why never take i fall down de pic =.= After that take group photo. Duh-h. Then on the bus go that time i sit with Xinyi, Rachel Low, Yi Lin & Shi Ting. Come back that time sit with Judy, Brenda & Winnie. then come back that time damn sleepy le i listen to song then dozed off. Winnie lor, keep shaking me then saying thinking of who-and-who arh. =.=
So damn angry with my dad. WTF is wrong with him?! I listen to praise & worship. he do his things, so what's the prob? DUHHHH! Juz because he's against me going to church?! HOW UNREASONABLE! What EXCALTLY happened ytd... Dad : mum cal u for? Me : she say if u bring us home ask me cal her Dad : Ok. Go cal her now ___________ MEANING OF IT : he bring us home, aren' it?! Then he say i anyhow say. BLEHx. And btw, any 5Js here reading my blog, i wld like to say that u all can stay back all u wan on wed. TYY told me smth that i found really logical; If they want to be sore, let them be. If they wan rematch, let them rematch, but not with us. Let them do anything they want. But we wun appear ___________ So that's that. LOL. I duno what's wrong with me. i keep forgetting what i wanna ask ppl! WHAT'S WRONG? Aiya... Daphne keep bugging me ask me post this post liao. so shall end here.
My old blog song... Btw, i've finish reading ALL the stories in lovefatedestiny so now i go on to http://www.romanticquiz.com/
Duh... That girl sure has a cute face. haha. that's the oni thing i can think. I duno what to blog about. my life is a damn normal one. with quarrelings here & there, makin new friends. (some of which got to know by quarreling) Knowing people by quarreling. funy way but rly can happen. MY RESULTS (click to enlarge)
So i kept my promised and told u these. position in class; 22. proud of it!
LAZY GIRL!
6:20 AM
i damn lazy to edit my layouts larrr... Just now made a blogskin for midnight girls then now i see the coding i wan faint le. laziii!!!! ok. anyway, the web is http://www.midnight-girls.blogspot.com/ next time then link. now lazy.
Just now in school... Was watching P6 play rugby with Yu Hui while waiting for mr lau to come...
Then Mr Sim come join us =.=
Then i ask him if can play against his class annot he ask why i never answer. then he say ok.
Then Mr lau come... begged him for PE (as usual)
Then Eugene they all hate me for this coz they wan play comp.
Don't mind. HAHA. in the end we beat 5J. we 6 they 1. WAHAHA. They wan rematch next wednesday. Deeeerrrr... Think they can win mehhhhhh?
Duh-h. Wait long long also dun hav a chance
Then their class hate us.
DDDUHHH... Anyone up for the match?
Me & Joann in ler. Still got who?
At most 4boys. Need 7 members! 5 MORE! At most 4 boys. Actually we no boys also okay luh...
Every bit of what i said in that conversation is TRUE. Believe it or not. it is, well, still up to you.
And well, i found a website full of love things (i linked it) and of coz, love story. have been reading it. so nice luh! go read too!
These pictures were made by ME, ideas were from ME, copyrighted by ME, no pictures for YOU without MY permission! (Click for a larger view)
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trying my best
Thursday, November 1, 2007 8:47 PM
im trying to download a font at dafont.com but dun seem to be able to do it D; Haix. Give back SA2 results le. wasn very satisfied. Aren't even satisfied with one of the results at all... Just now type my results liao then duno why suddenly bu jian diao. Aiyah. nvm lar. next time get back report card then i scan in lar. I predict that my total is 309.6 (i go count)
What a girl hates most is not not being liked by someone she like, but is being a substitute Example; Girl : I like you, you know? Boy : oh. now i know. So what you want me to do? Girl : nothing, i juz wanna tell u that i like you since P4. Boy : oh. i like another girl since P4. Girl : oh. Boy : if she isn around, i will like you. WHAT THE lar! the boy is juz treating the girl as if he doesn know it hurts a lot. Ok, that girl in that situation isn me but someone else. Shall not say who is it. I know how the girl muz had felt...
represents the girl being active
represents how the girl actually make her christmas a wonderful one.
represents the young girl with her 1st pet which she tried he best to train (and failed)
represents the girl as outgoing
represents the girl when she is still very young.
represents the girl taking her 1st dip into a pool
represents the girl 1st time going to sch, feeling nervous & scared
represents the girl going tomboy and that she is not scared of school anymore
represents the shy girl now becoming brave and even dare to perform on stage!
represents the girl finally grown up and married.
